Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
“Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails.… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing,… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
