I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
