Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two… — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suppose that men kill thee, cut thee in pieces, curse thee, what can these things do to prevent thy mind from remaining… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“Staying sober is easy once you have been successful in healing the underlying conditions that were responsible for your dependency in the… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
I am a new man, and the man you see before you is the one I was always meant to be. This… — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
Travelling. ... when men of sober age travel, they gather knowlege which they may apply usefully for their country — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
The sober devil can hide his cloven hoof; but when the devil drinks he loses his cunning and grows honest. — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
People aren't stupid. They saw what was happening at the Cologne central station. A lawless space was created in the middle of… — Alice Schwarzer Copy Share Image
The next day, when I was sober, I thought again about the three of us, and about time's many paradoxes. For instance:… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Burns had his faults, his frailties. He was intensely human. Still, I would rather appear at the "Judgment Seat" drunk, and be… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
So what am I? I guess I would call myself a sober optimist...If you are not sober about the scale of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use to pop pills all the time, but once I got sober. I saw life so diffrent. I know have all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Therefore, let us not despair, but instead, survey the position, consider carefully the action we must take, and then address ourselves to… — Arthur Henderson Copy Share Image
“I like the sober Callie, the one that I can talk to. The one that is so sweet it's fucking adorable. The… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
We're sober now, and we all have families and obligations of being senior citizens. Oh, that's hard to say. We have grown-up… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
The thing that drove me, and the thing that still drives me today to stay sober is all the blessings that have… — Nita Strauss Copy Share Image
Sovereign," like "love," means anything you want it to mean; it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Dress hanging off your shoulder, barely sober, telling me how you moving away and starting over. — Drake Copy Share Image
Responsibility will mellow and sober the youth and prepare them, for the burden they must discharge. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
How many a father have I seen, A sober man, among his boys, Whose youth was full of foolish noise. — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
I was sober for, like, a year and a half, and I was 25, and I actually did have a manic episode,… — David Harbour Copy Share Image
“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I would not like to see a person who is sober, moderate, chaste and just say that there is no God. They… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
At the beginning of me getting out of rehab and thinking about going back to work, I was scared because I didn't… — Goldust Copy Share Image
It is possible to live only as long as life intoxicates us; once we are sober we cannot help seeing that it… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Lastly, literature and philosophy both allow past idols to be resurrected with a frequency which would be truly distressing to a sober… — Morris Raphael Cohen Copy Share Image
It was a slow process. You gotta remember I hadn't recorded a song sober in seven years. So it took me awhile… — Eminem Copy Share Image
My benefactor used to say the seeds are the 'sober head' -- the only part that could fortify the heart of man. — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. — Corey Stoll Copy Share Image
