Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I hate it when you're brushing your teeth and you suddenly have to sneeze.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please. Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
“I haven't told why I wrote the book, but I haven't told you why I sneeze, either. A book is a sneeze.” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
People say Bless you when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second — Theophilus Copy Share Image
Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze! Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you… — Snow White Copy Share Image
“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’d better get busy, though, buddy. The goddamn sands run out on you every time you turn around. I know what I’m… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to kiss God on His nose and watch Him sneeze and so do you. Not out of disrespect. Out of… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze, Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers Bless you and hangs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both everything and nothing. The signals… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s a mime convention this weekend, so things should be pretty quiet around town. It’s possible that your pubic hair makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided. "What… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my napkin and managed to pretend to sneeze which had the added effect of covering up most of my face… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
You must not sneeze. If you have a vehement cold you must take no notice of it; if your nose membranes feel… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
It's a soft-sounding word, 'never,' but its velvety timbre can't hide its sharp edges...Never pressed down on him. It grabbed him by… — Kathi Appelt Copy Share Image
“With a sudden pressure heralded by pricks of sweat along my drastically receding hairline, I swab the bottom of my salad plate… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. “Do you have to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Allergies, it seems like everyone is developing them. I lived an allergy free life until I passed through a computed tomography X-ray… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
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