“He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager with asthma who used to teach Health and smells incontinent.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Underdog stories are easy to tell. It is best to be suspicious of underdog stories.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Regarding vengeance and arch-enemies, one must not only be timely but prideful, and pride exacts propriety.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Go ahead and flunk me for begging the question, then go ahead and fuck yourself for asking it.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“The goodness of our intentions was in direct correlation to the heights from which we condescended to each other.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Reasonable of you, John. Reasonable of you, Dick. No two Israelites had ever pattered so goyischely.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“If I'd thought she was uninterested, I never would have worried so much - the prospect of screwing something up is much more daunting… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Don't you feel as though you could love everything starting tomorrow, and everything could love you, if only you took an action to set… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“You can render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, but if you don't keep from Caesar that which is yours, Caesar will take some,… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“And Desormie dragged the back of his hand back and forth across his mouth twice. And Brodsky coughed fakely to mask his laughter. And… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“I liked it when things went together like that. Not just timing things like the chop/ flick/ knock-stopping, but space things, too. Like all… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“The further south the throng went, the more reasons it discovered. Vendettas once sworn for half-forgotten offenses were remembered and invented with each passing… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
