Smash Quotes by Vivian Stanshall

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

— Vivian Stanshall

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life

— Vivian Stanshall

“That was inedible muck, and there wasn't enough of it”

— Vivian Stanshall

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

— Vivian Stanshall

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

— Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

— Vivian Stanshall

If you see something you don't understand, smash it.

— Vivian Stanshall

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

— Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

— Vivian Stanshall

Fear is the root of all courage

— Vivian Stanshall

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think…

— Vivian Stanshall

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.

— Vivian Stanshall

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

— Vivian Stanshall