“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past. Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it,… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning? Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ? Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.” — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ? Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles! Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation? Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death.… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ? Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand! Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet.… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness? Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ? Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing'… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ? Master of Stupidity: They live with a same… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why there was no second chance in garden of eden? Master of Stupidity: Of course. Perhaps, human can only… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body? Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ? Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began? Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ? Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ? Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on.” — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth. Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you… — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen. Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist? Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ? Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ? Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world. Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart? Master of Stupidity: It isn’t a disease need to be healed. It’s… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth. Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate,… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master. Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience!” — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man! Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
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