I never feel like a smug or a smart-alec film director, and there are plenty of those around. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who say things can't be done shouldn't interrupt the woman who ends up doing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
How can a male say he loves a female and he abuse her at the same time. — Keondre Key Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry but I cant stand someone who think they know everything & always wanna be a smart alec. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Y r u calling me a bitch when I already know that I'm one a proud to be one two — Alley Lobb Copy Share Image
