I'm sorry but I cant stand someone who think they know everything & always wanna be a smart alec. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can a male say he loves a female and he abuse her at the same time. — Keondre Key Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
I never feel like a smug or a smart-alec film director, and there are plenty of those around. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :) — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
You so smart with you'r college degrees why are you thousands of dollars in debt. — Rachel Melton Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
