You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You so smart with you'r college degrees why are you thousands of dollars in debt. — Rachel Melton Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :) — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when a person is over smart, it back fires and they end up outsmarting them self, a lot of them end… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
It's alright to look back and realize how dumb we where. Now you know this, so there shouldn't be no excuses for… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
Nobody likes a smart alec. Which is why it's always better for your career to be wrong and in company rather than… — Daniel Hannan Copy Share Image
Some people over study about the bible and get so smart that they outsmart them self, just like the Lord said in… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Sometimes a person is to smart and they end up outsmarting them self, is a shame they use their own talent against… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
THE ONE WHO FOLLOWS THE CROWD USUALLY ENDS UP NOWHERE BUT THE ONE WHO WANDERS ALONE WILL END UP WHERE HAS NOT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
