“I pulled out, making the driver in the battered BMW coming up behind me gesture in my direction with an angry scowl. Now, now. He had plenty of room to slow down. I reckon that anyone who gets irritated by… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“From somewhere above me, there was an irritated hiss. ‘Food.’ I strained my head upwards. ‘Hi, Brutus.’ His yellow eyes stared down at me,… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Death is quick. It’s the end. And everyone dies. It’s not punishment because it’s inevitable.’ Bob” — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Afford me a very enjoyable view of his arse, which was a particularly tight and well-rounded specimen. He might have had a rod jammed… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“There was a brief mutter from underneath the table. ‘Thank fuck,’ Brutus said. ‘We need to depart this hellhole tout suite.’ I started and… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“I abandoned the plan to make millions from the spell when I realised that people would finally realise their cats are selfish little bastards… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“soft and sweet to look at with a prickly personality and a streak of defiant personality. I smirked. Kitten. It suited her.” — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“I pulled out, making the driver in the battered BMW coming up behind me gesture in my direction with an angry scowl. Now, now.… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“I don't think I'm in love with you; I know I'm in love with you. We have nothing in common, but I don't think… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“You should count yourself lucky,’ she grinned. ‘I’m far too much like hard work.’ It was on the tip of Winter’s tongue to tell… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Thank fuck,’ Brutus said. ‘We need to depart this hellhole tout suite.” — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Harold,’ I called. ‘Harold! It’s Ivy from down the hall.’ The cat didn’t answer. Perhaps I was being too familiar with the familiar. I… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
“Herblorists enjoyed long-winded arguments about which type of salt was most effective. I had heard that the Order even employed a selmelier, like a… — Helen Harper Copy Share Image
