A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
