“One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it gets” — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Books have been vastly important in my life - as both a reader and a writer. I've learned that the great gift of literature… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Love at first sight makes perfect sense because we're all pressed for time.” — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Her smile was like a Samuel Beckett play - easy to read but difficult to interpret.” — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“The one undeniable benefit of having spent some time in the closet is that it nurtures a talent that you can fall back on… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Narrow-minded historians will say there's no proof that [Meriwether] Lewis was dude-loving. Another telling indication was that his Newfoundland dog was named "Seaman". Talk… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said,… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“The furniture in the house had the same relationship to real furnishings that drag queens have to real women. Everything was a parody, done… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Pam was a struggling artist who made everyone's life difficult. She only wore black and after becoming acquainted with her I couldn't decide if… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
“Since most parents are reluctant to talk about sex, schools have tried to fill the gap. In America, when we decide to ignore a… — Bob Smith Copy Share Image
![“Narrow-minded historians will say there's no proof that [Meriwether] Lewis was dude-loving. Another telling indication was that his Newfoundland dog was named "Seaman". Talk about a Freudian slip. What straight man like to go around saying "Seaman, come! Seaman, come!" amid a group of strapping…” quote by Bob Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ebe/bob-smith-31791_historical-romance_narrow-minded-historians-will-say-there_1924119.jpg)
