Drag-queens Quote by Bob Smith

“Books have been vastly important in my life - as both a reader and a writer. I've learned that the great gift of literature…

— Bob Smith

“Love at first sight makes perfect sense because we're all pressed for time.”

— Bob Smith

“Her smile was like a Samuel Beckett play - easy to read but difficult to interpret.”

— Bob Smith

“One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never…

— Bob Smith

“The one undeniable benefit of having spent some time in the closet is that it nurtures a talent that you can fall back on…

— Bob Smith

The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of…

— Bob Smith

“Narrow-minded historians will say there's no proof that [Meriwether] Lewis was dude-loving. Another telling indication was that his Newfoundland dog was named "Seaman". Talk…

— Bob Smith

“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said,…

— Bob Smith

“I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING"!!”

— Bob Smith

“Pam was a struggling artist who made everyone's life difficult. She only wore black and after becoming acquainted with her I couldn't decide if…

— Bob Smith

“Since most parents are reluctant to talk about sex, schools have tried to fill the gap. In America, when we decide to ignore a…

— Bob Smith

My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, it was called Drama Club.

— Bob Smith