Sleep Quotes · Page 148

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

— Steven Wright

- you go to sleep thinking about her, and I stay up thinking of him, <3

— Olivia

“Sleep disorders are commonly misdiagnosed as mental health disorders.”

— Steven Magee

I took pain pills to get to sleep because I didn't want to go to work the next day exhausted.

— Dick York

I don't sleep very much. I really like to work, though. I feel like a kid in a candy store.

— Donnie Wahlberg

Speak to me about football; the rest doesn't interest me. The rest doesn't help me in my job.

— Quique Setien

I will occasionally take power naps on weekends and agree that they can be re-energizing.

— Rana el Kaliouby

Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today,

— Mikey Welsh

I now wear a Jawbone. This is a bracelet that keeps track of how I sleep, move and eat - transmitting that…

— Rupert Murdoch

one pierced moment whiter than the rest -turning from the tremendous lie of sleep i watch the roses of the day grow…

— Anonymous

I always stretch after working out or training and then again before going to sleep. It keeps the muscles healthy and useful,…

— Alexander Dreymon

“I am stone and steel of your sleeping numbers; I remember all you forget. I will die as many times as you…

— Carl Sandburg

I read most often in bed as part of my attempted sleep ritual. But I spend a lot of time reading on…

— Luis Alberto Urrea

Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you…

— Cassandra Clare

“Spent half of my life doing the wrong things, the wrong way. Plan to spent the rest half doing again the same…

— John C. Yiannoudis

Dreams are for people who sleep, reality is for people who can't sleep without making their dreams come true

— Anonymous

If you have insomnia, it's important to know you're not alone; there are millions of people also struggling with their sleep. Talk…

— Christina Applegate

People who see an unhappy, sulky pop star assume that she's an ungrateful, self-absorbed little ninny. But nobody knows what's really going…

— Christina Aguilera

“Life is always uncertain. No one knows what's in there. But now my life is everywhere, I would just like to breathe…

— Happy Positivity Blankly Ahead

All of the sudden people say, "She's got tits and legs and blond hair. Let's talk to her!" I've been paying dues…

— Cameron Diaz

When we were not shooting [The Hangover] we were sleeping, so pretty much every waking moment we spent together. And, you know,…

— Ed Helms

I would not a bit mind sleeping in the cool grass in summer, and when winter came on sheltering myself by the…

— Oscar Wilde

“One of our engineers actually designed a bomb for this purpose; when he presented the schematic at a team meeting, calmer heads…

— Peter Thiel

I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I…

— Anonymous

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

— Nicki Minaj

Just as a well-filled day brings blessed sleep, so a well-employed life brings a blessed death.

— Leonardo da Vinci

“I love the late night when the rest of the world is sleeping. It seems so peaceful,”

— Jake Remington

They should invent a snooze button that hits back.

— Anonymous

I sleep people. I put people unconscious. I'm stating facts.

— Conor McGregor

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

— Frank Zappa

“I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.”

— Stan Laurel

I'm sleepin', I'm dreamin'. I know there's a better way cause I've seen it Lord

— Lil Wayne

“On Sleep's soft lap the head without a crown Forgot the gilded trouble it had worn”

— Edward Lytton-Bulwer

“Then, suddenly, almost ecstatically, he felt sleepy.”

— J.D. Salinger

My goal is to get in bed by 11. That rarely happens. But I celebrate when it does happen.

— Neil Blumenthal

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

— Carrie Snow

You know there is no one in the world I would rather sleep with than Yuki.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“Sleeping is my passion, reading is my hobby and you are my drug.”

— Aril Daine

The rest of the world wants our cash; we like plastic.

— Bill Janklow

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

— Samuel Johnson