“He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires." Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?" "We don't… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie Cain got out of the passenger side. She zipped up her black jacket against the cold, and joined Skulduggery as he… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image