“There is no relationship between brain size and intelligence. There is however a strong correlation between the size of the brain and the tendency to monthly episodes of irrational moodiness.” — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
“The celebs I hate are the manufactured celebs. Famous people are surrounded by parasites and cocksuckers - people who hope to make a bit… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your partner. Simply… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
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“There is no relationship between brain size and intelligence. There is however a strong correlation between the size of the brain and the tendency… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
