One of the funniest antidotes of all time...you sit there like you're in a comma. — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey]. — Archie Bunker Copy Share
What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the next two weeks, no out after school. No out at all. If… — Archie Bunker Copy Share
New York champagne...that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. — Archie Bunker Copy Share
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! — Archie Bunker Copy Share
“your soul is like a compass, tells you where to go, but not how to get there” — Archie Bunker Copy Share
