There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry. — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a… — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or… — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine. — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you! — Tom Leykis Copy Share Image
