I wish I was really short, so I could hide under your legs, and bite your crotch when you piss me off. — Lindsey Correa Copy Share Image
I was writing short stories aged seven or eight. I had a vivid, overactive imagination. — Arlo Parks Copy Share Image
“My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love.” — J.R. Rain Copy Share Image
Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Only those of us live for centuries that decided not to live in their short lives.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Whatever long-term advantages are claimed for Brexit it is overwhelmingly clear that in the short to medium term it carries risks to… — Dominic Grieve Copy Share Image
There aren't 32 of them in the world that I think can be quarterbacks of Super Bowl champion teams. Supply is short. — Paul DePodesta Copy Share Image
One of the cool things about getting to audition for things on short notice is that it teaches you to memorize efficiently.… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
The average mutual fund holding period for equity or fixed income is only about three years. It's too short. — Kenneth Fisher Copy Share Image
What Adam McKay did with illuminating the financial crisis in 'The Big Short,' he's now doing with the media in 'Succession.' — Jeremy Strong Copy Share Image
My father very early on had both short and long-term strategies in his approach to raising his children, so my father was… — Thomas Chatterton Williams Copy Share Image
I feel I did a good job at West Brom. It was cut short abruptly, which is something historically that West Brom… — Steve Clarke Copy Share Image
If I didn't teach the aerobics class, I wouldn't come, and I need to stay in shape. I've got a whole wardrobe… — Bonnie Bassler Copy Share Image
I don't play long parts. They must be short parts, but they've got to be parts that mean something, that matter, where… — Christopher Lee Copy Share Image
Fanatics, as a class, have far more zeal than intellect and are fanatics only because they have. There can be no fanaticism… — John C. Calhoun Copy Share Image
I worked in corrections because they had told me I wasn't going to make it in the music business. You know, when… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
There is no way to physically always be there for your children and always be at the office and always be present… — LZ Granderson Copy Share Image
Dynamic pricing - charging more when goods and services are in high demand and short supply and less when the opposite is… — Adam Lashinsky Copy Share Image
My agents usually get a breakdown of all the projects that are out there. When I got 'Divergent,' they hadn't finished the… — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
Scarcity drives up demand, and the short golf season in Minnesota makes residents of that state mad for the sport. It's the… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I was going to be a chemical engineer - I was a science nerd - that was the plan. I secretly applied… — Jon Watts Copy Share Image
Life is too short not to make the best and the most of everything that comes your way everyday. — Sasha Azevedo Copy Share Image
We are not quite novels. We are not quite short stories. In the end, we are collected works — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
In a slow-growing world that is short on aggregate demand, Germany's trade surplus is a problem. — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
Life is too short to hold regrets. Once it's done, you cannot regret it. — Kay Kay Menon Copy Share Image
Management is all about managing in the short term, while developing the plans for the long term. — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
Fiction came quite a while later. I began with short stories and fiction for children. — Helen Dunmore Copy Share Image
Life is too short live every day til its fullest don't let the petty shit get to you — Fitzma Copy Share Image
The short story packs a self in a few pages predicating a lifetime — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
I read a lot of short fiction, like Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver and Wells Tower. — Lorde Copy Share Image