After writing for 'SNL,' I never felt like I was properly writing sketch comedy. I felt like I was writing like humorous short stories. And I missed that, and I kept wanting to do that. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm utterly unsuited for bureaucracy. I don't know my passwords to anything. I… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
When people come into my home and they're like, 'Should I take my shoes off?' I say, 'You do whatever you want to do.'… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
The first time that I ever tried standup, which is how I found a way into show business, I did what I believed standup… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I see a movie that is two people in a house, and I walk away from it thinking, God, now that's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I don't like weddings. I don't like ceremonies, and I show up wearing whatever the hell I want, if I go at all. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think we're all full of contradictions; I am someone who is attracted to difficulty but also someone who believes in solutions and finding… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think gifts are a nice way of making people feel seen. A good gift is like a bridge between two people - it's… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Let's not kid ourselves, companies and corporations only do things if they believe it'll be in their best financial interest. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
A lot of the work that I'm interested in taps into childhood, because it's just such a period where the imagination can be what… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I think multiple things can be true at the same time. Someone can be menacing and villainous and awful, but also we can feel… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I'm very stimulated by people like that, and I feel like I collect different parts of them. I've always found it very difficult to… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
