“It’s really hard to be turned on by a man who shows up for a date in corduroy pants and big white walking shoes that look as though he’s shoved his feet inside of two giant pillows.” — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“When a guy says he’s ‘a simple man’ what he’s really telling you is he’s cheap," Madeline said.” — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s… — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“No wonder there are so many people with eating disorders.It’s like this diet plan is being administered by the Gestapo.” — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“To a woman, being married means you do not under any circumstances put your penis in another woman’s vagina. It also means no blowjobs,… — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“When a guy says he's a 'simple man', what he's really telling you is he's cheap.” — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“In the suburbs lust thrives and flourishes like an epidemic of lawn grubs during a heat wave.” — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“And so it was on the second Thursday of September, these five men kissed their spouses and children good-bye and climbed aboard the rented… — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
“It’s really hard to be turned on by a man who shows up for a date in corduroy pants and big white walking shoes… — Helen Argiro Copy Share Image
