Sex Quotes · Page 96

“What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.”

— James Lusarde

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Sex, which ought to be an incident of life, is the obsession of the well-fed world.

— Rebecca West

You touched my hand, my heart went pop. Ooh, when we kissed, I could not stop.

— Johnny Burnette

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

— Gail Sheehy

If it doesn't have sex scenes in it, I won't do it.

— Dakota Johnson

Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others.

— David Mamet

Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.

— Hugh Hefner

“Then, if to make your ruin more, You'll peevishly be coy, Die with the scandal of a whore And never know the…

— John Wilmot

“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone,…

— Charles Bukowski

The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a…

— Jason 'J' Brown

Sex has the unparalleled power to make us absurd to ourselves. It also has the power to make us understand transcendence.

— Erica Jong

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

— Barry Humphries

Your ignorance bores me, and I wouldnt suck a dick, a real one, any sooner than Id take a ring from a…

— Andrea Gibson

As for the topsy-turvy tangle known as soixante-neuf, personally I have always felt it to be madly confusing, like trying to pat…

— Helen Lawrenson

“It's so hard to think about designing our dream home when all l wanna do is lay you out like a blueprint…

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

All the great Shakespeare plays are about killing. 'Alas, poor Yorick,' that's about death. And in 'Romeo and Juliet' everyone up ends…

— Ray Winstone

Some people's gender identity conforms to the sex they were assigned at birth, and some people's identity doesn't. That realization was certainly…

— Asia Kate Dillon

I could never be a politician. But as uncomfortable as I would be doing so, I have no problem with Obama's long-planned…

— Barack Obama

“Instantly, I noticed that our conversation was easy, flirtatious and exciting. It didn’t take very long for us to get to know…

— Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One

“I had sex," Drew said with a grin. "Lots and lots and lots of sex." Indigo threw a balled-up piece of paper…

— Nalini Singh

They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn't that why we're…

— Brad Warner

I wrestle my fears with every big decision I make. Ultimately, maybe all that wrestling does is make you sick of your…

— Miranda July

When I was growing up, because I was a bit overweight and boyish, I thought I wasn't attractive to the opposite sex,…

— Maxine Peake

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it.

— Anonymous

All forms of sexual loving become acceptable if the lovers wear togas or wolfskins.

— Naomi Mitchison

“My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time.”

— Luella Christie

Sex is all that it can and should be only when it is surrounded by and wrapped in love.

— Kevin Leman

“Having the thought of you being with someone else is like a knife twisting in my dark soul”

— E.L. James

Boredom turns a man to sex, a woman to shopping, and it drives newscasters berserk.

— Bruce Herschensohn

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

— Anonymous

I'm aware that people see me as a sex symbol. But I know I can act.

— Diora Baird

Nothing is more complicated than sex. Nor anything so beautifully simple.

— Iris Johansen

She know how to make me smile and she do it with the sex.

— Rick Ross

“Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.”

— Daria Snadowsky

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

— Russell Brand

Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.

— Hunter S. Thompson

The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.

— Germaine Greer

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

— Anonymous

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.

— Adrien Broner