Sex Quotes · Page 84

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

— Frankie Boyle

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

— Pat Paulsen

It annoys me that we glorify sex symbols one day and make them apologise the next.

— Pooja Bhatt

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.

— Anonymous

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

— Penn Jillette

It is hard to swear when sex is not dirty and blasphemy does not exist.

— Ursula K. Le Guin

The Holy See is holy blind to sexual child abuse.

— Steve Fowler

Get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a sex machine.

— James Brown

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song…

— Steven Van Zandt

“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

I've only done two other TV shows [instead of Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll], one was Rescue Me and the other was a show called The…

— Denis Leary

“I push back against him, meeting his forceful pounds with my eager pu*sy. Riding the razors edge of climactic heaven.”

— S.K. Logsdon

Free thyself from the mighty attraction- The maddening wine of love, the charm of sex. Break the harp! Forward, with the ocean's…

— Swami Vivekananda

The two worst sins of bad taste in fiction are pornography and sentimentality. One is too much sex and the other too…

— Flannery O'Connor

Loneliness, good sex and good memories can make you go back to a bad ex. Remember the real reasons you're not with…

— Anonymous

“Give me your wrists, Alayna. I sense your impatience, and I know exactly where you intend for those hands to go.”

— Scarlet Wolfe

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one…

— Erma Bombeck

I've called on Congress to repeal the so-called Defense of Marriage Act to help end discrimination to help end discrimination against same-sex…

— Barack Obama

“It would seem probable that the attachment of such a one is of a tender and profound character; indeed, it is possible…

— Edward Carpenter

I follow a more easy, and, in my opinion, a wiser course, namely--to inveigh against the levity of the female sex, their…

— Miguel de Cervantes

“In the middle of the night, he woke up and realized to his surprise that he had been having one erotic dream…

— Milan Kundera

The man or the woman in whom resides greater virtue is the higher; neither the loftiness nor the lowliness of a person…

— Christine de Pizan

“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing…

— Brett Tate

Coupling doesn't always have to do with sex ... Two people holding each other up like flying buttresses. Two people depending on…

— Erica Jong

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

— Jeaniene Frost

“I've never done this when it was an act of love.”

— Dorothy Garlock

All the great mystical religions put a strong emphasis on the redeeming qualities of sex.

— David Bowie

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy.

— Tupac Shakur

“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.”

— Anna Bayes

I don't believe in rebound relationships and happy sex. Everything has to happen with dignity.

— Neil Nitin Mukesh

Law practice is the exact opposite of sex:even when it's good, it's bad.

— Mortimer Zuckerman

I see that you retweeted my tweet...I accept your invitation for sex.

— Anonymous

You touched my hand, my heart went pop. Ooh, when we kissed, I could not stop.

— Johnny Burnette

Sex, which ought to be an incident of life, is the obsession of the well-fed world.

— Rebecca West

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.”

— James Lusarde

Feelings are just like erections. The more you hide it, the more it kills you inside.

— Armstrong Smith

Penicillin was as liberating for gay sex as the pill had been for straight sex.

— Christopher Bram

The sex curriculum will be essentially by taught by the local gay community.

— Michele Bachmann

There are three primal urges in human beings: food, sex, and rewriting some else's play.

— Romulus Linney