Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She's like a tulip that's still gorgeous even though she just can't open up.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
Sex , the ruiner of relationships , but if done at the right time makes it perfect. — Jcool1314 Copy Share Image
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is… — Ronaldo Copy Share Image
Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog,… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Sex cannot be contained within a definition of physical pleasure, it cannot be understood as merely itself for it has stood for… — Elizabeth Janeway Copy Share Image
In our culture, we have smart people and then we have the hot people. And the hot people have all the sex,… — Mark Haskell Smith Copy Share Image
Let us, while never forgetting our womanhood, drop all emphasis on sex, and put it on being public servants. — Bertha Knight Landes Copy Share Image
I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched in so many giddy offences as He hath generally taxed their… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'll be fine tonight.Tonight, is not just the only night.Same old hurt, I felt last night.Same old feelings but I'll be alright. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“When human beings give their heartfelt allegiance to and worship that which is not God, they progressively cease to reflect the image… — N.T. Wright Copy Share Image
Why should anyone get treated differently, because of race, sex, or whatever? We're all human, we all breathe, we all have souls,… — Leigh-Anne Pinnock Copy Share Image
We need sex education in schools, but we need it at home first. We need parents to learn the names of the… — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
“What exactly did having needs mean, while he was on the subject? That Delaney needed to have sex? that she craved an… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
In your thirties, you're much more comfortable with sex. First of all, sex is something you've done more. You know you can… — Julie Delpy Copy Share Image
“I'm not crying out for help, but I am sharing my experience in the hopes that readers will get something out of… — Ashly Lorenzana Copy Share Image
For hundreds of millions of years, Sex was the most efficient method for propagating information of dubious provenance: the origins of all… — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
I don't believe in sex before marriage. I go out with boys, and we kiss, but that's it. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I think I should get the Nobel Peace Prize before I die for ending the war between the sexes. — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
It is a natural virtue incident to our sex to be pitiful of those that are afflicted. — Elizabeth I Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let it flow, while I pump it slow, then I speed it up, heat it up, make it more nasty. — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. — Barbara Cartland Copy Share Image
Legitimate sex-competition brings out all that is best in man. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you. — Penny Marshall Copy Share Image
