Sex Quotes · Page 30

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

— Moon Unit Zappa

I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.

— Adele

The best approach to sex for girls is, quote,'lying on your back and thinking of England.'

— Suzanne Moore

If sex is the only thing he's offering you then you know where you stand.

— Sonya Parker

We think about sex obsessively except during the act, when our minds tend to wander.

— Howard Nemerov

“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”

— Sarah Kane

Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed

— Daniel J. Boorstin

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

— Rodney Dangerfield

A couple of weeks before I started auditioning for 'Sex Education,' I was very convinced I was going to quit acting.

— Ncuti Gatwa

Cheating is always worse when a woman does it because she has experience turning down sex. When she cheats, it is premeditated…

— Anonymous

“SAUL: 'We made love outdoors, my favorite place to make love, assuming the weather be fair and balmy, and the earth beneath…

— Roman Payne

I couldn't care less whether 'Sex and the City 2' was disappointing. I got to spend a week with the four girls…

— Omid Djalili

An occupation that has no basis in sex-determined gifts can now recruit its ranks from twice as many potential artists.

— Margaret Mead

I don't know how men can be held to that Ohio State agreement [on having sex], policy, anyway, because everybody knows in…

— Rush Limbaugh

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman…

— Joan Rivers

A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it…

— Ritu Ghatourey

That girls should not marry for money we are all agreed. A lady who can sell herself for a title or an…

— Anthony Trollope

On the theory of the soul's mortality, the inferiority of women's capacity is easily accounted for: Their domestic life requires no higher…

— David Hume

Im A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image Theyve Made Of MeAnd That…

— Mewe

I have always dreamed of having you. And now, I finally get you. On my bed, inside of me. Our bodies focused…

— Oliver

Now what? All the battles feminists won about not being a sex object, not being evaluated based on these things, that now…

— Toni Morrison

A young man in Bangladesh can't even hold hands with a young woman. Without marriage there is no kissing, no holding hands,…

— Michael Glawogger

Today when two people decide upon a thoughtless and precipitate abbreviation of the physical space between them, they think, at least at…

— Wislawa Szymborska

I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be…

— Jim Carrey

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason

— Mason Cooley

I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

— Fran Lebowitz

You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it,

— Don Lemon

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.

— Paris Hilton

I liked the Sex Pistols' music. I thought it was superb.

— Jimmy Page

“I have an unforgettable destiny for this girl's virginity." ~Larsson TIGER”

— Pet TorreS

Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate.

— Peter Griffin

We have enough trouble with women without giving them M16 rifles.

— Barry Goldwater

Sex is the seed, love is the flower, compassion is the fragrance.

— Rajneesh

I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.

— Lily Tomlin

Sex is a sideshow in the world of the animal, for the dominant color of that world is fear.

— Robert Ardrey

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

— Rue McClanahan

“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”

— Amit Kalantri

Good sex doesn't fix relationship problems; it just covers it up temporarily.

— SONYA PARKER

The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex.

— Samuel Richardson