Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time… — Marilyn Sokol Copy Share Image
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to be coy. It's so important for me to be as genuine as possible, so I don't want to… — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
“All the shame would be on display, the wind taking the stink of it far beyond the borders of Grand Rapids.” — Daniel Abbott Copy Share Image
I think societal instinct much deeper than sex instinct — and societal repression much more devastating. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I'm… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
“There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
There's that great Bill Hicks line - the comedian - where he says, "Are you proud to be an American?" "I don't… — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
“The overwhelming noise we live with has made a fundamental pleasure like sex somehow less exciting, less satisfying, than it was for… — Sergio De La Pava Copy Share Image
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph… — Rankin Copy Share Image
Another day it occurred to me that time as we know it doesn't exist in a lawn, since grass never dies or… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Each night they left the balcony door open so they could hear the surf lapping against the sand. And, once when the… — Monica Starkman Copy Share Image
“You know what she's made of." "Yeah, good stock, good breeding, a hard head and a hunger to win." She flashed him… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
If the sewing societies, the avails of whose industry are now expended in supporting and educating young men for the ministry, were… — Sarah Moore Grimke Copy Share Image
Human rights transcend local or ethnocentric values, conferring equal dignity and value on all humanity regardless of sex, ethnicity, sexual preference, or… — Ibn Warraq Copy Share Image
I think it's part of my personality, to find sex really interesting. Not just in the puerile way of, "Oh I want… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You ever had sex while listening to drake? I ended up putting her clothes back on and helped her get back with… — Steph Copy Share Image
“The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary - grey, cracked and old, but more importantly, trodden upon.” — Martin Hopkins Copy Share Image
Peoples attitudes about sex arent healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked. — Asia Argento Copy Share Image
“For most of Western civilization low sexual desire has been considered a goal rather than a problem.” — David Schnarch Copy Share Image
“Sex is one of those things that's complete loss of control. You give yourself up, in your most vulnerable state, to another… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet… — Phil Foglio Copy Share Image
We live in a world where in the movie you can disembowel someone in a youth hostel in Romania, but you can't… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
As soon as an American man loves a girl he wants to marry her. This is not only a blunder but it… — Helen Lawrenson Copy Share Image
The only thing I have ever been asked [by a pollster] was the age at which I first indulged in oral sex… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell Copy Share Image
I think that when you get married you have consented to sex. That's what marriage is all about, I don't know if… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
When you have proved that God is merely a name for the sex instinct, it appears to me not far to the… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“The here and the beyond are enough, but there were a few angels for whom it was not enough: who demanded a… — Dale Pendell Copy Share Image
“You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me. "I used your toothbrush." His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what question you ask, as long as you ask the right person. Most people ask everyone and get sexfused… — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course. — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
The mysteries of the female sex! We men can never hope to fathom your depths, but only try not to drown in… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Writing is like sex. The more you think about it, the harder it is to do. It's better not to think about… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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