“It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Texting is a sex toy: pleasurable but a substitute for the real thing. Love has a face. Video chatting is good, but who’s comfortable enough to share their “bed hair”? Love isn’t about pat answers.” — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image