Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making self-deprecating jokes about your sex life is the fastest way to win a place in my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish our sex life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good relationship needs at least 5 ingredients: communication, understanding, trust, fun and a healthy sex life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend is texting me about her crazy sex life and I'm sitting here eating bacon & watching Scooby Doo. LIFE IS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the Bhāgavatam, Twelfth Canto, it is said that in the Kali-yuga marriage will be based on the consideration of sex life;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the intelligent practitioner of yoga should aspire for nothing else but to cross over the ocean of nescience by worshiping the Personality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
