Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano Copy Share Image
No one ever grew up intending to be an umpire, except perhaps my friend Bill Haller. His brother Tom wanted to be a catcher,… — Ron Luciano Copy Share
Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle--once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot… — Ron Luciano Copy Share
If it's true you learn from your mistakes, Jim Frey will be the best manager ever — Ron Luciano Copy Share
Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is. — Ron Luciano Copy Share
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano Copy Share
“Never being a person satisfied to create a small disaster when I could just as easily create a catastrophe, I realized I was about… — Ron Luciano Copy Share
Like some cult religion that barely survives, there has always been at least one but rarely more than five or six devotees throwing the… — Ron Luciano Copy Share
