I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have to live with the added anus of indignity. The denial of one's inevitable demise is what causes most of the astringent blandness in the world. When your existence ends most certainly in death, there is no… — Jim Goad Copy Share
I could have completely lost my mind or became a junkie or abandoned all sense and judgment and committed some rash, stupid act that… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
the fact that they stole their whole shtick from Woody Guthrie and the coal-mining bards. While the alternative nation meows about personal fashion angst,… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
