“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of Jesus putting his arm around two children on each side of him as he towered above… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you look like you are twelve and a half and driving with a serious look. Most kids who get the opportunity to drive illegally are smiling so big that they look dyslexic and about to piss their… — Chase Brooks Copy Share
“Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I was already starting to feel the anxiety of living together. I would need to get my martial arts skills up to par to deal with this lunatic. I knew that I would also need to pick up a… — Chase Brooks Copy Share
When someone cries so hard that it hurts their throat, it is out of frustration or knowing that no matter what you can do… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“You have a bunch of cracked-out hoes fighting over Flavor Flav, the king of funk nasty. You have to wonder what in the hell… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated, formaldehyde-stuffed heads… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
