“You have a bunch of cracked-out hoes fighting over Flavor Flav, the king of funk nasty. You have to wonder what in the hell must be going through these women’s minds to have to want to hook up with him.… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I was already… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
When someone cries so hard that it hurts their throat, it is out of frustration or knowing that no matter what you can do… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“You have a bunch of cracked-out hoes fighting over Flavor Flav, the king of funk nasty. You have to wonder what in the hell… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated, formaldehyde-stuffed heads… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
