What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for those who don't have a sense of humor, imagine the decades they're missing on out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“. . . a sense of humor is a sense of proportion. It is also a sense of delight--delight in noting life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three things that is hard to find in a relationship now days. Intelligence, ambition, a sense of humor someone to laugh with,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our teachers’ best qualities—their sense of humor, their love for the subject, their excitement, their interest in students as individuals—are not being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eve: "What do you want?" Nadine: "A man of amazing sexual prowess, great sensitivity, stupendous abs, and the face of an angel.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practice easing your way along...Do your best; take it as it comes. You can handle anything if you think you can. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dismissed like a dog. Damon groped for his jacket behind him, found it, and wished that his groping for his sense of humor could be as successful. The faces around him were all the same. They could have been carved in stone. But not stone as hard as that that was coming together again around his soul. That rock was… — Anonymous Copy Share
Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Josh said, “Well, a good sense of humor would be nice. And a willingness to, you know, try different things.” “So, what,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I won’t lie. Looking back is difficult—my memories are tinged with hollowness and shame. Still, I wasn’t suicidal. I mean,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to Start a Conversation and make Friends 1. Be receptive to new ideas 2. Be the first to say hello 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is important to rely on your imagination for your sense of humor and your memory for your truths. Not the other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When love feels like magic, you call it destiny. When destiny has a sense of humor, you call it serendipity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
