Sports exact too harsh a toll on our beautiful women. Like engendered species, they should be protected, and instead, we exploit them and demand they fly too close to the sun for our amusement. We send them into the arena… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
No one likes the Electoral College, expect perhaps those who were elected because of it. No one likes gerrymandering, except those doing the gerrymandering.… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
The Constitution's Preamble, its renowned introductory passage, was written by a man with a peg-leg. Which, if you think about it, gives our Constitution… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
If writing has taught me anything, it's that you don't actually understand anything until you can express it in words. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
For Democrats, nothing is any less complex than a 'West Wing' episode. — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Our Congress should stay in session all summer - camp out in D.C., and turn off the AC. Put on their stuffiest powdered wigs… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
'The Sopranos' only reflected the tenor of how things are done in New Jersey. They didn't invent it. And I say that as a… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Never mind what makes Canada's constitution so special. Probably something to do with hockey, or the inalienable right to poutine, or securing the blessings… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Republicans, say Democrats, are too simplistic about what ails America, and their solutions are straight out of 'J.A.G.' — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday school. He can recite chapter and verse of chapter and verse - from… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
Sports exact too harsh a toll on our beautiful women. Like engendered species, they should be protected, and instead, we exploit them and demand… — Kevin Bleyer Copy Share Image
