I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese. — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends, — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons… — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
