Seductive Quotes by Zapp Brannigan

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their…

— Zapp Brannigan

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

— Zapp Brannigan

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.

— Zapp Brannigan

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

— Zapp Brannigan

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

— Zapp Brannigan

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

— Zapp Brannigan

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

— Zapp Brannigan

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

— Zapp Brannigan

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

— Zapp Brannigan

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

— Zapp Brannigan

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant…Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman.

— Zapp Brannigan

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality.

— Zapp Brannigan