“On his good days, he tried to teach me everything he knew." "What about his bad days?" "On his bad days, he generally thought he was an onion." "That's awful." "No, it's not. What was awful was when he thought… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
“That's the only one left. That nice old wizard who used to live there---" "Egbert the Onion?" "Even when he thought he was an onion, he was a very kind onion," said Sophie.” — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
