Script Quotes by David Wain

I hope I don't just do the exact same thing my whole life. I also feel like it's really hard to make comedy. It's…

— David Wain

I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that project is up in the air at the moment.

— David Wain

I've come to the possible conclusion that being a comedic writer/director is like running track. You do it for a certain amount of time…

— David Wain

Wet Hot American Summer so far is a financial disappointment and money was lost on it. But perhaps it will find its audience in…

— David Wain

I went to this very disorganized Jewish summer camp in Maine called Camp Modin.

— David Wain

I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping.

— David Wain

You could be making so much money, and your bank statement gets bigger and bigger, but if you're not psyched to go to work…

— David Wain

Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and…

— David Wain

I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.

— David Wain

One, I never get sick of talking about myself.

— David Wain

I am not one of those guys who pretends not to enjoy his own work.

— David Wain

Sundance is just a great place for your work to be seen. Not much more to say about it than that.

— David Wain

Highland has changed my entire way of working with scripts. I use it every day.

— David Wain

We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that it's almost…

— David Wain

Everyone who went to college and especially people working in media seem to know at least one person from Shaker Heights. There's just something…

— David Wain