I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. — Gary W. Keller Copy Share Image
Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better. — David Walker Copy Share Image
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
We're dreamers and - since we only have one life, and if we screw up we can get in a world of… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks,… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
People screw up, you know. You shouldn't hold it against them. You shouldn't expect everyone to know everything you're thinking about or… — Laura Dave Copy Share Image
You have to give them unconditional love. They need to know that even if they screw up, you love them. You don't… — Alfie Kohn Copy Share Image
You're human. You'll screw up. Denying that is crazy. Forgiving yourself has all the benefits of self-esteem without making you a narcissist… — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We… — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Men think God is destroying them because he is tuning them. The violinist screws up the key till the tense cord sounds… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
But we fall only that we might rise, Alfred. All of us fall; all of us, as you say, screw up. Falling… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you're new to the smoking game, the first dish I suggest you smoke would be a pork shoulder. Unlike brisket or… — Steven Raichlen Copy Share Image
It is a common thing to screw up justice to the pitch of an injury. A man may be over-righteous, and why… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily notice too much of a change in the sense of the kind of matches that I have in say… — Adam Cole Copy Share Image
Everyone is wounded. No one is healthy enough to never screw up, when you're in combat. But, I like to show that,… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
With six weeks' worth of recuperation time, you'll also be able to see any glaring holes in the plot or character development.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Or maybe a person is just made up of a lot of peopleMaybe we’re accumulating these new selves all the time. Hauling… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as… — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. — Dean Winchester Copy Share Image
When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play. — Bob Sanders Copy Share Image
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes. — Don Drysdale Copy Share Image
