Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. — Josh Kaufman Copy Share Image
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
It's easier making a smaller film like El Mariachi. There are no budget worries because there is no budget. There is no… — Robert Rodriguez Copy Share Image
... don't be afraid to screw up !... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not… — Robben Ford Copy Share Image
I looked for certain attributes in a soldier. I know the modern method is to put the attributes into a computer and… — Christopher Vokes Copy Share Image
I can let you in, Eva. I’m trying. But your first response when I screw up is to run away. You do… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
I hate when counselors and teachers blame everything on low self-esteem in teens. Some of us actually have self-esteem, believe it or… — Niki Burnham Copy Share Image
[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't want to analyze myself or anything, but I think, in fact I know this to be true, that I enter… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
Claire, I-Look, my life is one long series of screw-ups and bad decisions, and I know that. I own that. But you...I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
What we have to remember is that not everything is under our control. If people are free in any meaningful sense of… — Joel Miller Copy Share Image
The thing I like so much about short stories is that there isn't as much of an investment of time so I'm… — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
Luke [the gospel writer] screws up his dating by tactlessly mentioning events that historians are capable of independently checking. There was indeed… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do?… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A lot of the time you see a warning, in the subway, or in a movie theater, the main thrust of the… — Amanda Ripley Copy Share Image
It's possible that we'll screw up the climate so badly that most of us will die and a few breeding pairs will… — Dale Jamieson Copy Share Image
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level. — Jami Gertz Copy Share Image
“First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. — George Eads Copy Share Image
“Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes. — Don Drysdale Copy Share Image
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