I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general feeling that if we were to break away it would be game over and we would be bankrupt.… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think on my passport form I described myself as 'entertainer,' filling it in, in a Post Office or something. I felt like I… — Limmy Copy Share Image
People say 'Limmy's Show' is kind of hit or miss, but I'd rather that than having something generally likable. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of humour that… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say it, a… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I think everybody in the world should agree to no care about anything. But we'll all have to do it at the same time. — Limmy Copy Share Image
Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I've been told to 'man up' after talking about depression on Twitter. Man up means 'be strong because that's what a man is.' And… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and I'm just… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Copy Share Image
