Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd,… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
Perspective was always important. There are some cartoonists who can stand at the foot of a building looking straight up and they'll capture it… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
Usually when I sat down to draw a cartoon, it would be more of a reflection of things in my past. Or it could… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.” — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
Don Martin was the one who really stood out. I really always loved his work. He was such a great artist. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it.… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's in biology.… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
