“It’s funny how when it’s somebody else telling the story it’s easy to see that He can’t take a joke is just another way of saying I’m a jackass.” — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“A human wife or girlfriend isn’t nearly as interesting an adversary as Jesus.” — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how when it’s somebody else telling the story it’s easy to see that He can’t take a joke is just another way… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“The fluorescent light overhead hums and has a flicker that I sense more than see. There’s a constellation of dead bugs in the fixture’s… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the past is rarely as harmless, or as far away, as we’d like it to be.” — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“I used to have my own friends, of course I did, but it’s like the dentist told me when I was a kid—ignore them… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“I’m thinking about how fluid the border is between crazy and interesting, and how hard it is to decide who belongs where. Hell, most… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
“One is a little larger than the other, but overall the Winstons look alike—tan fur, short legs, stubby bodies, batlike ears. They snort and… — Melissa DeCarlo Copy Share Image
