If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, I bet she will save the ticket for you. — Werley Nortreus Copy Share Image
