This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase… — Regina Doman Copy Share Image
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ... — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
Everyone from Canada and from here contributed [to the Sausage Party] - it truly is, like, every market. — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works… — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
I've picked butter beans, okra, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. I've butchered pigs, chickens. We made our own sausage and pudding. — Jaime Harrison Copy Share Image
I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
If I'm working as an engineer for another band, the responsibility for brilliance pretty much rests on their shoulders. I think I'm… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
There's nothing I could say that would make it so anyone is disappointed when they see it. In other words, I can… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;… — Erik Satie Copy Share Image
For many of us, it's too difficult to jump in to vegan full on because it's just so different than the way… — Kathy Freston Copy Share Image
Listen, boy, just ask the chef to make me a proper Full English Breakfast. You know, bacon, fried eggs, sausages, liver, grilled… — Bryan Talbot Copy Share Image
Heaped on the floor were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
From where you sit, the White House may look as untidy as the inside of a stomach. As is said of the… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of… — Daniel Klawitter Copy Share Image
Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as… — Donald Antrim Copy Share Image
This infantile sense of order tended to infect my life at large. Up at 5:30 a.m., coffee, oatmeal, perhaps sausage (homemade), and… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
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