With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. — Suzanne Smith Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Some days I have off like Thursday and Sunday but typically Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday are dedicated to training if… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. We have a big game against Birmingham on Saturday and… — Bryan Robson Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
In these days of high-tech video games, it's remarkable that kids once got incredibly thrilled while pushing little metal racing cars around… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I find it very difficult to talk about unwritten works. It's never useful to start putting words casually around the flimsiest of… — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
You know how you toilet paper and egg somebody's house? I did it, right? But I did it back-to-back nights, Saturday and… — Jared Dudley Copy Share Image
Certainly there were so many different people I had as heroes growing up. Steve Martin is always my number one. David Letterman's… — Will Forte Copy Share Image
We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There's something about the Razorbacks that's unique to Arkansas - I don't know how many states have just one team that the… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
Ever since my mother sent me to Saturday morning grammar classes when I was 7, I wanted to become a famous actor.… — Jack Gleeson Copy Share Image
For Strictly,' when you go out on a Saturday, you want to look your best for the public. I can't go out… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. — Donna Shalala Copy Share Image
As the summer moves on, there are Saturday nights when I come home and find friends I haven't even been out with… — Brian O'Driscoll Copy Share Image
Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening. — Simon Callow Copy Share Image
What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I worked in my parents' decorating store from six. My mum would get me in every Saturday polishing the paint and straightening… — Sara Davies Copy Share Image
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“You can go out on Saturday and be friends with Jack and Jim, but I need you friendly with Jesus the next… — Adriana Locke Copy Share Image
We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
Black Saturday reminded many Australians of what they know only too well: that of all the advanced economies, Australia is perhaps the… — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I'm loving being part of the 'Saturday Night Takeaway' family. I'm in my element chatting to random strangers and taking them back… — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than… — Etta James Copy Share Image
The memories that I have are mostly at our old ranch, out in Agoura. We used to go out there every Saturday.… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
When I was 18 years old, I had a Saturday job working in a clothing store on London's Bond Street. I would… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
When I was little, my parents took away candy except on the weekends. So I'd rush out of my room at 5:00… — Dana Walden Copy Share Image
It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday… — Harold B. Lee Copy Share Image
If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
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