On average, you will pay less for a home on a Monday than you will on a Saturday and a Sunday. — Scott McGillivray Copy Share Image
We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review. — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
I watched 'Hey Hey' religiously every Saturday night like every other single human that I knew. — Rebecca Breeds Copy Share Image
I want to be a footballer - and that means playing on a Saturday afternoon. — Charlie Adam Copy Share Image
I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching 'Scooby Doo.' — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons… — Paddy McGuinness Copy Share Image
Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I didn't have to do paper routes. I'd sing for 5 bucks a crack at weddings and church functions; I'd have four… — Len Cariou Copy Share Image
I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and… — Norbert Wiener Copy Share Image
My comic sense, although deliberately Americanized, is, in its intent, much closer related to the crazy wisdom of Zen monks and the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
With winning the Baftas - with the writing one in particular - it was like, 'What? Writing? I'm not a writer. I… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I teach kids to read on a Saturday for this charity called Real Action. It's a voluntary school because lots of the… — Rachael Stirling Copy Share Image
Every time I see Trump on TV these days, I'm waiting for him to burst out, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I was often looked at as a leper by kids at school because I was a Jehovah's Witness. They didn't like it… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
I played for a lot of teams in my career, and I check all their results every Saturday, or at least the… — Drew Busby Copy Share Image
I often accompanied my father. I really liked riding with him on his bicycle on Saturdays. He was very fond of fishing.… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
Use them with care, and use them with respect as to the transformations they can achieve, and you have an extraordinary research… — Alexander Shulgin Copy Share Image
“Old Mama Saturday" “Saturday’s child must work for a living.” “I’m moving from Grief Street. Taxes are high here though the mortgage’s… — Marie Ponsot Copy Share Image
It snowed all week. Wheels and footsteps moved soundlessly on the street, as if the business of living continued secretly behind a… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“I have missed you so much I could kiss you,” he whispered. September’s face fell. “Oh, but Saturday! I’ve had my First… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and kill his wife.… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
How did we lose our culture? Black people used to all do the same thing on Saturdays. We all watched "Soul Train"… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
“Lately I can't help wanting us to be like other people. For example, if I were a smoker, you'd lift a match… — Deborah Garrison Copy Share Image
My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
It rained all that night. The next day was Saturday, the Fourth of July. — Michael Shaara Copy Share Image
“Saturday is a day for the spa. RELAX, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too.” — Ana Monnar Copy Share Image
When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. — Tecumseh Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. — David Spade Copy Share Image
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