We go every Friday and Saturday night to our community family center. Our favorite thing is broomball on the ice hockey rink.… — Jim Bob Duggar Copy Share Image
“we will go to where kings eat dandelions in the giant sea where thinking is not terror where eyes do not go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Saturday night at my house, I often trot out classic movies and force the urchins to watch them. There is much wailing… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
I don't feel drugs should be illegal. I don't think people should take drugs every day, but I don't see any difference… — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
It's a real democratic time for comedy, and I think my special is a sign for that. You don't have to just… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I love these sort of documentaries, which you might turn on late on a Saturday night - like, say, 'The Alma Cogan… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
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Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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People would be like, 'Oh, 'Saturday Night Live' is such a stepping stone!' And I remember being like, 'A stepping stone?! This… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
Hiro is a talented drifter. This is the kind of lifestyle that sounded romantic to him as recently as five years ago.… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I'd listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the… — Kevin Richardson Copy Share Image
“Mongrel A mongrel dog is the result of having beer-goggle eyes on a Friday or Saturday night and then waking up the… — Simon Whaley Copy Share Image
Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
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