Sasquatch Quotes

18 quotes from 8 authors

Sasquatch looms in campfire tales and modern memes, and the voices here capture that mix of awe and skepticism. One writer likens the creature to a linebacker at a doorway, another recounts a stoner‑party showdown, while a third simply wishes to spot it in Canada. If this piques your curiosity, the Cryptids and Bigfoot pages offer more sightings and analysis.

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There's no such thing as a broken heart, and there's no such thing as a Sasquatch.

Matthew Ramsey

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When I was on 'Haven,' my nickname was 'Sasquatch.'

Edge

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“Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.”

William Jevning

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Yo, I'm god incarnate. From the grimiest back blocks. Pazienza lyrical equivalent of Sasquatch

Vinnie Paz

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“For one thing,I have school tomorrow. Two,my right leg is still in Sasquatch mode.”

Alecia Whitaker

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Coming to Canada, I'd really like to see Sasquatch.

Devendra Banhart

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“...Mankind is not a race of noble savages - but primitive monsters hide inside us, elusive as Sasquatch...”

John Geddes

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I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek Your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet Thundering, shaking the concrete.

The Notorious B.I.G

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“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're…

Karina Halle

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If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before…

Kyle

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“I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party.”

Mimi Strong

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Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.

Rick Riordan

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I belong to the Lovecraft Society, which meets at the University. They do things like follow in Lovecraft's footsteps, just like he…

Paul Laffoley

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The show became popular as aspecialthing became popular. And Sasquatch, the guy who runs that site, started coming to every show and…

Scott Aukerman

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Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's…

Shaquille O'Neal

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“His massive frame occupies most of the doorway. He looks like a linebacker, or is it a quarterback I'm thinking of? The…

Stephanie Campbell

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“But the truth was--though I wouldn't realize this until later--I had felt summoned: by my aunt and her prayers; by the lake…

Heather Brittain Bergstrom

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“In the parking lot, she drove and parked in a dark area with no other cars around. She reclined her seat, and…

Tao Lin

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