At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny. & walked away like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
